Wednesday, August 16, 2017

The Bullshit Vaccine, or How the Dumb Inherited the Earth

Hello, idiots! Let's talk about intelligence today. 

Yes, I just called you all idiots. Since it's impossible for any one person to know everything, we're all idiots at something. A great musician might be an idiot in the kitchen, and a great cook might be an idiot on a football field. By that logic, there's no escape to idiocy, and everyone in the world is a de-facto idiot. 

Except me, of course. I know everything. 

More specifically, let's talk about the conceits surrounding intelligence, and the hangups surrounding the pursuit of knowledge and truth in today's world. Let's talk about how, even though illuminating oneself is among the noblest (and most necessary) of goals, we humans have ruined it. 

Yep. We've ruined it up the point that the true purpose of this goal has become practically unrecognizable. We've thoroughly neglected the joy of the truth, prioritizing feelings and arbitrary moral guidelines over facts. One could say that knowledge has endured the same treatment that the female body has endured throughout history: policed on how it chooses to express itself, subjected to unfair judgment, and never accepted for what it truly is. 

So a few days ago, I watched God Bless America on Netflix - a biting, satirical film about rampant anti-intellectualism and lack of empathy in America. The story follows Frank, a man who suffers from migraines and misanthropy (both conditions equally severe). In the beginning, he is seen sitting on the sofa and flipping through channels late at night, idly fantasizing about murdering his callous, noisy neighbors and their shrieking gargoyle of a baby, who regularly deprives him of quietude and sleep. The TV flashes in front of him, displaying a smorgasbord of stupidity, including judges on a reality singing competition bullying a nutty, naïve contestant, a smug, self-righteous political talk show host shaming a grieving mother who had lost a son in the war, and a show featuring two girls engaged in a heated screaming match, which at a point reached such a fever pitch that one of the girls removed her bloody tampon on the spot and flung it at the other in a fit of rage. 

Incensed by all these proceedings, Frank decides that the only way to bring society out of its awful state is to shoot all the scumbags in it. He befriends Roxy, who could be described as a female Holden Caulfield, and together they embark on a quest of murdering sorry lowlife after sorry lowlife to make the world a better place. 

The movie, as you might expect, is satisfyingly brutal. Even though I'm a total tree-hugging pacifist who believes violence is never the answer (except in cases of self-defense), I would be lying if I didn't admit it was thrilling to see all those discompassionate, vapid mouth-breathers getting their heads blown off. Additionally, the fact that people of this sort exist in real life, and that their inane exploits are foisted upon us every day by supposedly respectable media outlets made the gratuitous gore all the more welcome. 

I sighed with contempt when I realized that the world of God Bless America is more fact than fiction. Yes, we all may be idiots, but let's face it - most are the people on this planet are a little more idiotic than they should be. Why does nobody care about knowledge anymore? Why are so many of us unable to see through hypocrisy and lies? Why is everyone constantly seeking instant gratification? 

It seems to be that most of us have been given the bullshit vaccine, and as a result, have become entirely immune to bullshit. We take bullshit from our families, friends, teachers, religious leaders, bosses, politicians, the media, and countless other sources, often without batting an eyelid. We are fast to drink the Kool-Aid but slow to think for ourselves, prioritizing a false sense of safety, security, and comfort over truth and freedom. Our immunity to bullshit has robbed our thirst for knowledge and killed our sense of compassion. 

But where exactly did this "bullshit vaccine" come from? There are several evolutionary reasons behind its cultivation. Since time immemorial, humans have always been afraid of change, not realizing the fact that change is the only permanent thing in the universe. This will for constancy led to the formation of tribes with strong group mentalities. The people at the tops of these groups dominated the masses by using - you guessed it - bullshit

But it's never enough just to spew bullshit. Nobody can just run around spreading lies right away and expect people to believe them at word. No, the key is to brainwash the masses into believing them. This is where the "vaccine" part comes in. In order for people to become receptive to bullshit, they either need to be satisfied or afraid. Therefore, the bullshit vaccine comes in two main forms to manipulate the gullible: 1. Bread and circuses, which satisfy immediate needs of people and desensitizes them, and 2. Direct threats which inspire fear to blackmail people.  

"Bread and circuses" is a steady diet of entertainment and pacifying political policies that governments endorse in order to slowly numb people and make it easier to take away their rights. In Ancient Rome, gladiator fights at the Coliseum and good food kept the general public occupied and desensitized them to the regimes of dictatorial emperors such as Nero. Some people argue that the same effect can be seen in the modern day with the influence of reality TV and sensationalized news, which keep people blissfully distracted and renders them senseless enough to put a guy like Donald Trump in the White House. Bread and circuses can be described as rape drugs, mollifying dissent and allowing those in power to take advantage of the incapacitated. However, there's always some individuals who are too smart to get roofied, and start fighting back hard. This is when the rulers in the situation resort to the second form of the bullshit vaccine - dishing out bribes, threats, and sometimes violence to get their victims to submit to them. 

This weaponization of bullshit can be seen from the micro to the macro level - in the smallest of family structures to the largest of governing bodies. First, power-hungry manipulators attempt to drug the masses with bullshit, and if that fails, they attempt to force-feed it to them. 

But why are the masses so blind to these tactics and games? As our society currently stands, it can be divided into two equally impressionable groups: lie-screamers and truth-whisperers. The lie-screamers are loud, obnoxious control freaks, weaseling their way into the forefront and backing up their claims with a veneer of charisma and likability instead of hard evidence. Lie-screamers openly eschew knowledge and embrace dogma, acting like herdsmen and coercing the majority to follow them. When confronted with facts, they double down on their positions, because they know Brandolini's Law all too well: The amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it. 

Truth-whisperers, on the other hand, are sanctimonious, ignominious scaredy-cats, and in some ways anger me even more than lie-screamers do. While the lie-screamers at least have the grit and courage to shout their delusional beliefs from the rooftops, the truth-whisperers consider this very fearlessness to be a sin, and therefore think it a type of virtue to show no conviction at all. They understand that the lie-screamers are full of shit, but never harshly criticize them out of fear of being rude, instead preaching blasé aphorisms such as, "Never fight fire with fire", or "When they go low, we go high" (I love you, Mrs. Obama, but let's get real for once, shall we?) They adhere to a dogmatic form of politeness, shushing all of those who dare to speak the truth in a tone louder than a whisper.

Both of these groups are cancer. The chemo, however, lies in being a truth-screamer: someone who is willing to aggressively speak their mind without fear of becoming a pariah. Truth-screamers do have to acknowledge the fact that it's impossible to know everything in the world, but at the same time have the sheer conviction to stand up for the right causes and what is known to be true. 

Of course, truth-screamers are rare for a multitude of reasons. It's a fact that people on the path of truth tend not to scream so much because they want to avoid needless conflict. Rousseau said, "People who know little are usually great talkers, while men who know much say little", which is quite the hypocritical nugget of wisdom, coming from a man who fooled an entire town into believing he was a renowned composer despite the fact that he couldn't read a single note of music, and mooned random women in the streets hoping they would spank him. I sometimes wonder why Mr. Rousseau didn't try his hand at BDSM fanfiction to rake in all the cash à la E.L. James. But I guess he was just too...tied up...with other things.

Sorry, I had to. 

I digress. My point is, in order to rid the world of the bullshit vaccine, the truth needs to be screamed. It needs to be unapologetically yelled through art, literature, music, comedy, and science. It needs to be empowered, uplifted, and guarded - no matter how unsettling it may be. The Bible says that the meek shall inherit the earth, but guess what - the dumb have inherited the earth, and they ain't planning on giving it up anytime soon. If us truth-screamers don't come out of the closet and stop being meek, the world would continue to be run by two equally dangerous groups: 1. Ignorant attention whores who lie through their teeth for money and fame, and 2. Lily-livered asswagons who don't have the fortitude to put their money where their mouth is. 

So how exactly does one become a truth-screamer? And what does the role entail? I've found that in order to be a truth-screamer, one has to embrace radical freedom. Freedom is a crucial component to seeing the truth. Only with an open, unfiltered, receptive mind will you be able to determine where your conviction should lie, and only by discarding meaningless rules and conventions will you be able to uninhibitedly express that conviction. Here are several ways to attain radical freedom which I have observed from personal experience...

1. Get addicted to knowledge. Knowledge is a direct gateway to freedom, and contrary to what your teachers/parents/village idiots may have conditioned you to believe, knowledge is not a chore. If it feels like a chore, you're doing it wrong.

I was raised with the principle that knowledge - whatever kind it may be - is always power. It's a fundamentally belief in my house that the more you know about something, the less likely it is to bite you in the ass at some point. Whether it be rocket science or TMZ gossip, all information can come in handy to some degree. As a result, I've never treated ignorance as bliss in my life so far - in fact, ignorance to me is nothing short of an absolute nightmare. I've never been content with not knowing enough about something, and still today abide by this principle. 

True radical freedomists never pit different types of knowledge against each other, or make judgments about who deserves the hallowed title of "intellectual" and who does not. Those well-versed in esoterica shouldn't feel like they abdicated their "holy posts" by dabbling in pop culture, and those who enjoy current music and modern literature shouldn't feel like dullards and plebeians, either. This very mentality is discouraging people from learning about everything with an open mind. 

I'm trying my best to embrace the multiplicity of knowledge. I have devoured an issue of Cosmo with gusto at the hair salon, and have also pondered the philosophical insights contained within Beyond Good and Evil. Rachmaninov and Liszt are my homeboys, and Rihanna is my homegirl. I have talked at length about the influence of the golden ratio in the Hammerklavier sonata with one of my  professors, and have acknowledge the sexiness of Ryan Gosling among girlfriends. And guess what, all you Judgy McJudgersons reading this - I commit the gravest of sins that any "intellectual" could ever commit every week - I watch reality TV. Yeah, you read that right. In fact, I've religiously watched every season of American Idol and America's Got Talent since they premiered. You mad, bro? 

Bread and circuses, as insidious as their uses can be, are not dangerous in and of themselves. The poet Cicero had once remarked, "The evil was not in bread and circuses per se, but in the willingness of people to sell their rights as free men for full bellies and the excitement of the games which would serve to distract them from the other human hungers that bread and circuses can never appease." In other words, Kim Kardashian's impressive derrière is not at all to blame for the rise of the dumb. It's the people who use such entertainment to control the masses that carry the culpability. A lot of people try to find convenient answers to problems by blaming the tools instead of those who use them. Remember, guns don't kill people - people kill people. 

Consuming bread and circuses is totally okay, only if one is aware that they are bread and circuses before consumption. Resisting these entities will only lead to the creation of more sacred cows. Knowledge should never be labeled as good or bad, and suppressing information about bread and circuses only serves to increase bullshit immunity.

Knowledge is the most effective bullshit repellent. And in this day and age, when we have the totality of human information at our fingertips, there is no absolutely no excuse for not taking initiative to learn as much as we can. 

2. Transcend the herd. This is perhaps the most obvious step towards pursuing radical freedom. In order to see the truth, one must escape the collective mindset. 

Many TV shows and books have plots centered around herds, like the trope of a high school girl doing just about anything to be accepted by her peers and considered "popular". When I was younger, I remember scoffing indignantly at these hackneyed plots and wondering - what exactly was so alluring about the herd? Who on earth would want to relinquish their rights just to "fit in"? Later, I grew to understand it better. Herds attract people by presenting as bastions of order and peace. They advertise false senses of security and companionship, at the cost of one's personal freedoms. Hierarchical structures give the impression of reason and order with powerful, seemingly reliable leaders at the top, but in fact, these leaders are just deeply frightened, insecure herdsmen. Examine the leaders behind any ideology from the past to the present and you will find that their actions are driven by crippling fear - fear of conflicting ideas, fear of the opposite sex, fear of those who look different than the majority of those in that group, etc. Most deep of all is the fear of loss of control over others. These fears actually make these self-proclaimed "top dogs" entirely dependent on their brainwashed followers, as they know that they have no true skills of their own and would be nothing without mobs to back them up. The moment their flocks of sheep leave them in search of greener grass to graze on, these "leaders" would be seen for what they truly are - unintelligent, untalented, glorified nobodies. 

It was these herdsmen who invented the bullshit vaccine to subdue the truly worthy, talented and powerful individuals with fear. They arm themselves with hordes of zombies, because that is the only way they are able to accumulate power. And since the lives of insightful, free, creative individuals are often lonely uphill battles, herdsmen sometimes manage to gaslight them into becoming eternally frightened of challenging the status quo. These individuals then reluctantly come to the conclusion that conformity is better for their mental peace, and eventually lose their allergy to bullshit, which is downright dangerous. 

All this calls to mind a chapter of Thus Spake Zarathustra, in which Zarathustra carries a corpse in search of   find a suitable place for burial. He then has the profound insight that true "creators" (enlightened individuals) do not desire to accumulate "corpses", or followers who mindlessly worship them, nor desire to have herdsmen ruling over them. Rather, creators desire companions, who treat each other as equals and increase each other's knowledge without unfair comparison, animosity, or jealousy. In order to transcend the herd and own one's individuality, knowing one's intentions and keeping the right company is paramount. Fear nothing, and laugh in the face of both flattery and degradation.

3. Don't sweat the small stuff. Another reason why intelligence and creativity have gone to hell in a handbasket is that everyone is constantly offended about everything. Political correctness has commandeered so much of the world, watering down individualism and aiding in the formation of angry mobs. In America, for instance, PC culture can be seen across the sociopolitical spectrum. When Colin Kaepernick took a knee during the national anthem before a football game as a genuine, peaceful protest against police brutality, conservative neanderthals lost the last couple of marbles that were rolling around in their tiny heads and showed just how many red, white, and blue sticks were stuck up their asses. On the other hand, when Milo Yiannopoulos emphatically proclaimed that feminism is cancer at UMass Amherst last year, his incendiary statement provoked what could only be described as a mass triggering in the audience of illiberal leftist students, complete with shrieking, yelling, and perhaps most memorably - a whale violently echolocating

Alright, alright that went way too far. I sincerely apologize to all whales worldwide for making such a terrible comparison. 

Time and time again, I have observed that outrage culture and idiot culture go hand-in-hand. By constantly sweating the small stuff, narrow-minded ideologues are derailing progress by attempting to curb people's artistic and political freedoms. And as if all this weren't enough, they actually demand special treatment for sweating the small stuff - believing that people don't have the right to offend, but that they somehow have the right not to be offended. They either resort to authoritarian silencing tactics and threats, or throw tantrums as an effort to swindle others into believing they are the victims. Clearly, they didn't learn the significance of the old adage, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me", and ended up becoming a bunch of crybabies.

People often forget that all ideas - cultures, religions, philosophies, and movements - are fair game for modification, disdain, critique, and even ruthless mockery. They do not deserve respect or protection because they are all flawed human constructs. Sadly, a dangerously strong sense of identity blurs this simple concept beyond comprehension and leads many into internalizing their ideas, which deludes them into equating conflicting thoughts with acts of violence. Perhaps the most dangerous side effect of political correctness is the fact that it leads to serious issues being ignored. An effective fire alarm would go off when smoke is detected, but not every single time you try to deep-fry something. When sanctimonious, perpetually incensed narcissists "cry wolf" over mere words, they draw attention from the real, sinister cases of systemic inequality, discriminatory violence, and infringements of human rights taking place around the world. 

Of course, freedom of thought inevitably leads to disagreement, and that's great. Disagreement is a healthy tool for furthering knowledge and stopping the creation of echo chambers. However, calling for censorship is not. Yes, there are really bad views and bad speech, but the only solution to bad views are good views and the only solution to bad speech is good speech. If you can't be fucked to make a valid argument that prioritizes veracity and doesn't resort to demonization, guilt-tripping, and identity politics, calm your tits and seek dialogue that appeals to you elsewhere. Twisted panties might be your kink, but they're just a pain in the ass for the rest of us. 

4. Do no harm, but take no shit. Everyone always carps about life not being fair, and it's true - life is just about as fair and balanced as Fox News. One of the major teachings of the Buddha was on the Four Noble Truths that govern life, and the first of these truths was the existence of suffering in life. However, the Third Noble Truth teaches that suffering is not permanent, and neither should it be considered the natural state of life. There is always a way out of suffering and into happiness, and this way should definitely be pursued. In other words, just because life may not always be fair, it doesn't mean we shouldn't try to make it as fair as possible. 

What many of us don't realize that in addition to becoming numb to bullshit, many of us knowingly put up with it, too. We don't speak up when we are discriminated against or take control of tough situations out of fear of being an outcast, or "rocking the boat" in some way. It might seem as if I'm contradicting myself right now, having just ranted about how overly sensitive society has become a couple paragraphs ago, but the point I'm trying to make here is quite different. Ayaan Hirsi Ali said, "Tolerance of intolerance is cowardice". If unfair situations arise, swift words and actions are required. Don't get emotional and don't lose your head, but bite back with logic and reason. Passivity has gotten us nowhere thus far and will get us nowhere now. 

One should never hesitate to call a spade a spade. Enough of filtering reality through the lenses of perception and watering it down in the name of preserving the delicate sensibilities of people. The only critical thing is for the crux of your argument to be based on the truth. In this sense, how you say something should never be as important as what you're trying to say. 

Diogenes the Cynic was the quintessential radical freedomist who never took shit from anyone. He spent his days striding through the streets of Athens without a care in the world. He decried the artificiality of human conduct, and believed that most social conventions of modesty and politeness were useless vehicles for self-aggrandizement. To prove his point and live by his principles, he often ate in the streets, argued loudly with passers-by, urinated on those who insulted him, and masturbated in the marketplace. He also believed firmly in human equality and had no respect for arbitrary, manmade power divides. Nearly everyone knows the famous anecdote of King Alexander the Great paying him a visit:

Alexander: Diogenes, my man! You're the bee's knees and your insights are fire. I'm more than willing to kiss your enlightened, cynical ass. What do you wish for more than anything in the world? Remember, I'm the king, so I can get you any bling you want.
Diogenes: I want you to get the hell out of my cave, you pompous fuckwhistle. You're blocking the sunlight!
Alexander: Ah, such rugged intellectualism! I may be rich and powerful, but I'm dying to take off my skin and envelop myself in your likeness! 
Diogenes: ...
Alexander: No homo. 

Obviously, I'm not advocating jerking off in the streets or peeing on people you don't like (unless it's Donald Trump, in which case, go ahead - he'll thank you for saving him money that he would've paid Russian hookers to do the deed), but I do believe that we care way too much about keeping the majority happy and maintaining a fictitious idea of peace. Not only is it impossible to please everyone, but it's especially dangerous to attempt such a thing, as the truth almost inexorably ends up in the back seat. Speak your mind and stand up for what you believe in without fear - those who matter won't mind, and those who mind won't matter. 

5. Live and let live. This final principle pretty much speaks for itself. It would be useless for me to explain it any further. As long as you're not physically taking away another living being's freedom, you can think, do, and say whatever you desire, and vice-versa. 

That's all, folks. Live and let live. It's that easy. 

Of course, there is much more to being a truth-screamer, but the points I outlined certainly make for a good start. Everything else just branches off from these critical principles. Once fear is overcome, the bullshit vaccine can be eradicated. Get out of your echo chamber. Listen more, and when you speak, speak loudly and brashly. Be an asshole, but be a truthful and compassionate one. And most importantly, you're all individuals. Remember that. 

Now if you would excuse me, I need to stop writing now. America's Got Talent is on and I don't want to miss it. 

Sunday, May 7, 2017

Fahrenheit 111: Why we should hate Beethoven's last sonata

To a musician, over-analyzing a piece of music is like burning a book. Yes, understanding the subject of one's devotion is required, but hemming and hawing about arbitrary details entirely coats the stark, shining beauty and simplicity of the music with the kerosene of human perception. It's only a matter of time, then, until the whole thing spontaneously combusts, violently spitting embers of once-unadulterated artistry into the vicinity. The work's innovative glory is then reduced to mere ashes by familiarity - which inevitably breeds contempt.

It's midnight here in Toronto. I lie awake in bed, my eyes as wide as a bushbaby's. Life has become an endless blur: wake up, eat, practice, insomnia...

I finally decide to go stand near the window and look at the buildings outside. My frozen feet protest the (still!) cold air outside my blanket, but I ignore them. As I get a glass of water, I realize that the main reason I can't sleep is that I can't get over my run-ins with Beethoven's op.111 earlier today. This piece (like all of late Beethoven) has long suffered the fate I described above. Bottles and bottles of ink have been spilled over it, to the point that the mere mention of it is enough to make the entire music world go down on one knee in indoctrinated reverence, as if one had uttered the name of a putrefying saint in a church graveyard.

Thus, the true greatness of Beethoven's last sonata are hardly allowed to shine through. The modern approach to intelligent understanding, which relies heavily on dissection, is largely to blame. In order to learn and appreciate something, we often resort to objectively cutting it up and breaking down all of its parts. While we do absorb a lot of information about the entity from this process, we don't ever fully experience the entity. Can you still smell, touch, or even taste a rose if you spent all your time hacking away at it with a knife? Similarly, scholars have spent all their time hacking away mercilessly at op.111, forgetting that in music, to hear is to understand. All of this has led to a mass classical circle-jerk, in which everyone uncritically accepts the fact that op.111 is the best thing since sliced bread, but no one asks how or why.

Alright, enough is enough. I'm done ruminating, and I will now start eviscerating. You may have heard that op.111 is the best thing since sliced bread, but in order to explore why it is, we must first examine why it isn't. Let's just say for now that op.111 is not good music. If sliced bread is the best thing on the list, op.111 ranks somewhere between having the flu and cutting your wrists with a rusty knife. Hell, let's say it's so bad, it can actually make you want to cut your wrists with a rusty knife. Let's assume the position that it's a cult forming fraud of a composition. It's cumbersome, tedious, vague, and so emotionally draining that it sucks the very life out of me everyday like a Dementor straight out of J.K. Rowling's worst nightmare. I'm pretty sure there's now a giant, cosmic black hole in the cold, dead husk that once housed my emotions, and that I've practically become autistic. Gone are the days when I used to be able to give hugs without screeching like a banshee. Good times...

Everyone tells you that we should love this sonata. I ask, why should we hate it? The easiest reason is likely the fact that everyone worships it - mostly out of sanctimonious, exaggerated pity. Poor old, deaf Beethoven, everyone cries, suffering at the end of his life while he wrote this music. Obviously, because he was suffering when he wrote it, we must perceive this sonata with the solemnity of a nun. Humor and objectivity are chased away like trespassers, and replaced with a slimy, writhing mass of obsequious verbiage. But fear not - you won't find any of that slime here. If you're expecting a walk on an analytical path to the kingdom of His Majesty King Beethoven the First, paved with the noble bricks of nuance and subtlety, please note that I don't give two shits and a biscuit about such things and neither should you.

So how on earth should one go about explaining this beauty--er, I mean, monstrosity? As always, beginning at the beginning is a virtue...

The "sonata" (if one could even call it that) is a wacky little clusterfuck. 

Time and time again, I can't help but break into a smile upon realizing what a beautiful disaster this piece really is. It is made up of just two movements - each like matter and antimatter. The first is nothing short of a musical cataclysm, and the second seems to mock the angsty, hot mess that came before it with a hauntingly simple theme and anachronistic jazz-like rhythms. They somewhat resemble two siblings with an Apollo and Dionysus complex - one of which is a morose, mercurial member of a heavy-metal band who showers one a month and sleeps in till noon, the other a goody-two-shoes with permanently organized drawers and crisply ironed shirts, who later spirals into debilitating insanity.

Take a look at the introduction. Mysterious, elusive, moody, and preposterously deceiving. There are a million ways to play this, and more ineffective ways of playing it than effective ways. What's even more of an enigma is the fact that such little is musically going on. Three reiterations of a "descending diminished 7th + resolution" element are followed by a series of disjunct (but beautiful) chords, somehow meandering their way to C minor, where there is the iconic three-note motif, resembling a recurring decimal, pervading throughout the music...



As of late, I've been perusing Quintilian's terms of rhetoric and their relationship with music - especially sonata form. Rhetorical oration/explanation has six different parts, which are the basis for all those blasé six-paragraph essays everyone has to learn to write in high school for standardized tests: state your thesis (exordium), explain the nature of the subject (narratio), point out the main issues of the case (partitio), back up your thesis with logical arguments (confirmatio), answer counterarguments (refutatio), and finally, restate your thesis to sum up the essay (peroratio). Sonata form through the Classical era, before the whole Stürm und Drang movement, is loosely based on this format. The first movement of op.111 also strictly follows this plan, even though it was written quite a while later in the Classical period. But what makes op.111 unique is that the parts which need to sound the most audibly chaotic are in fact the most formulaic in structure. The first movement, however Dionysian in texture, harmony, and character, is Apollonian in terms of layout. Every single phrase is, in fact, as innocently predictable as that of an early Mozart sonata. Most of the material is sourced from an earlier place in the music, if not outright repeated in a different key. Come on, Ludwig, did you really think we were too dumb to notice this?

The second movement is the opposite. Even though it is theme and variations, in which repetition and order is expected (and heartily delivered, too), there's a sense of dwindling mental capacity imbued within the music. The theme is a simplistic, almost childish tune, which starts off in a hyper-organized, straightforward manner. It appears calm, cool, and confident, but in the dark recesses of your mind, you can somehow tell that this feigned display of security is but a house of cards, about to come crashing down at the slightest breeze. And it does - each subsequent variation emits a different light from the last, with the initial theme growing more and more distant as the piece progresses. By the last variation, it has eroded into a scattered, moth-eaten collection of notes, decayed beyond recognition.

This is highly unusual for Beethoven's variation sets. In the final movement of op.109, for instance, Beethoven restates the entire theme in its original form at the end of the last variation, and makes sure at every turn that our memory of it remains intact throughout the movement. It's a kind of condensation - close-knit, sane, and cozy. The op.111 arietta, on the other hand, is a dispersion - resembling the life of an Alzheimer's patient. What people often don't realize is that Alzheimer's is not heartbreaking for the sufferers so much as for the onlookers. While the sufferers are rolling like pigs in the mud of their age-old memories and reveling in the splendor of their heyday, their loved ones are forced to helplessly watch as they are slowly cast into the abyss. Similarly, the arietta may seem depressing to listeners, but I would say it's more lost than depressed. The music is unaware of how hopeless its condition actually is. It dances the boogie-woogie, cracks ironic jokes, and creates a lackadaisical world inside the cubicle of its own perception, without realizing it's slowly wasting away.

I guess there's a greater life lesson to learn from all this: things are not always what they seem on the outside. Those of us who seem the most well-settled might be terribly insane and broken on the inside, while those of us who seem the most scatterbrained, erratic, and rebellious are the ones who are actually organized and have their shit together. 

One can't deny that such dichotomies inevitably lead to hang-ups in the music. And speaking of hang-ups...

The entire piece suffers from ADD.

From the get-go, it's clearly evident that the whole piece needs a little Adderall. Almost every sliver of consistency is immediately suppressed or ruined by distraction. Just as comedians have to determine the right timing for their jokes, musicians have to figure out just how much (or how little) time is necessary to keep an audience engaged. Ludwig really hasn't been sympathetic in this regard, randomly lengthening notes at the most awkward places. But hey, if I wanted sympathy, I would've stuck to playing Chopin.

Almost every phrase begins promisingly before coming to a screeching halt, usually by way of an anticlimactic ritard. This predilection of pausing continues throughout the piece and immediately kills any culminating drama, which is enough to induce an apoplectic rage from perpetual frustration. Moreover, I'm inclined to believe this predilection is wholly intentional. I can almost imagine a moment in history: a senile, (possibly) shitfaced, completely deaf Mr. Beethoven hunched over the piano with an evil smirk on his face, making it his final mission to leave both pianists and audiences as dissatisfied as possible. Some people argue that the ritards are what makes the piece "immortal", "transcendent", or any other pretentious adjective they manage to pull out of their asses, but all they seem to prove is that there are more ritards in the world than in the piece.

The art of late Beethoven, apparently, is to struggle as much as possible. If opportunities to struggle don't naturally present themselves, it is up to the performer to act like you're struggling. Scholars might harp on about how oh-so-difficult the late Beethoven sonatas are to play - and they are, with all the awkward leaps, finger-work, and whatnot - but take it from me: there is far more physically taxing music in the world than Beethoven's last sonatas. In my life so far, I have stared down at pages and pages of octaves, exhausting series of chords, and copious notes so small and tightly grouped together that they may as well be vast amounts of fly shit. As for these sonatas? They're mind-warping, sure, but physically impossible? Hell to the no.

This doesn't make the pieces any easier, though. For instance, incessant practicing can make the initial diminished 7th octaves somewhat easy and comfortable, but it's so significant in character that its true effect is anything but easy and comfortable. In spots like these, there have been several moments in my lessons that I've been prescribed intentionally less convenient fingering, just to make it sounds harder for me to play the passage in question. I may or may not be humblebragging right now.

Indecision is a nightmare - both in life and music. Beethoven knew this all too well, and created this giant conundrum revolving around struggle, hesitation, and the perpetual state of being lost. It embraces the spirit of nomadism that Schubert wished to achieve in his Wanderer Fantasy and other works. My immediate reaction when confronted with all this is to resort to cheekiness - a decision which I can't yet pin down as innovative or horribly mistaken. While the music may be playing hard-to-get, it still remains deathly serious, without a hint of flirtatiousness or frivolity. At the same time, downplaying Beethoven's sense of irony in the name of face-value impressions would be a shame. This entire sonata fully embraces the silliness/seriousness spectrum - when the form is serious, the notes are silly, and vice-versa.

The fate of the entire sonata ultimately rests on select individual notes.

I believe it was Debussy who said it was not the notes, but the silence between the notes that makes the music. John Cage exemplified the meaning of this in 4'33'' - a controversial "piece" met with such explosive reactions that it might as well have been lengthened and called 9'11'' instead. By eliminating all the notes, Cage fully demonstrated the truth behind Debussy's words: the framed silence itself is the music, and the sounds that happen to occur during the silence are transient, variable, and only there by chance. Aleatoric (chance) music largely relies on this principle. Op.111, however, is a unique case in which silence is actually preferable to the notes.

Alright, alright, I don't really mean that. Mockery aside, the truth is that in op.111, the unharmonized notes are just as important as the silences. They all are a different color, and have been given the sheer strength to stand alone. The subtle differences in the projection of these notes changes the meaning of what is to follow, and makes or breaks the piece. A good way to describe their effect is contrasting the sentence, "Someone got Naked at Whole Foods" with "Someone got naked at Whole Foods", you would realize that it's only the capitalization of the letter 'N' that determines whether you saw someone innocently buying Naked brand juice at Whole Foods, or had the misfortune of seeing a crazy person moon everyone at the grocery store and subsequently get arrested for indecent exposure. In the same way, how the stand-alone notes are set up determines the character of the entire part. Screw this up, and everything that follows is ruined.

How do you think Beethoven manages to brazenly repeat himself and somehow get away with it? I'd like to think I've sussed out the secret. It's all in the unharmonized notes. When the music simply repeats in another key, it still manages to show a different character each time. Take for instance, these passages from the first movement, coming once in the exposition and then in the recap...




The first time is as familiar and grounded as apple pie. It seems like the first fraction of humanity and love in a sea of otherworldliness - especially considering all the craziness going on beforehand. There's no way anyone could've predicted that A flat major would arrive, except for the E flat that begins the passage. That E flat, though, determines exactly how the following phrase unfolds.

The second time sets a completely different atmosphere - even though it's thematically identical to the A flat major section. It's completely devoid of familiarity and human emotion, and seems to evoke a higher sense of mental clarity. Every time I play this, it feels as if my thoughts are instantly kicked out of my head, leaving me breathless and entirely omniscient of my surroundings. As with before, the only thing that determines the projected effectiveness of this part is the preceding G.

Remember - all this emotional difference, and the music is exactly identical.

This phenomenon is seen even more frequently in the second movement. Every phrase changes in thickness of texture and character, and it's always a lone note that governs all these changes. The theme, for instance, starts as vertical as ever, with every note harmonized clearly and predictably in neat 4-bar phrases. But before the A minor phrase, there's a single, open 'E'...



It is positively untouched, and doesn't actually belong in the picture at all. What could possibly follow such a clean, pure note, which has no real business being there? The 'E' seems to set off a chain reaction in which the texture gets thicker and thornier at each phrase, demanding a lot of decisions regarding voicing.

The 'E', like all the other unharmonized notes, is therefore a critical gateway: a wormhole leading into diverse worlds of sound. In this case, the 'E' connects the vertical to the horizontal that follows - the harmony to the counterpoint. The piece is entirely like a patchwork quilt - made up of different materials with different textures, all held together by thin, golden threads.

I've observed that color changes became increasingly crowded over the musical eras. Baroque music changes color within just a few elements, as seen in Bach and Scarlatti, whereas Romantic music changes color gradually, by way of long, ornate phrases with a million notes. Op.111, on the other hand, changes color through free-standing, single notes - entirely irrespective of the textural quality of the music. Thus, moodiness and spontaneity is encouraged, as sudden changes over little musical material require a quick reaction time - again proving the ADD diagnosis. But all this is a bunch of impractical mumbo-jumbo. How exactly does one go about making these subtle changes in a way that they are heard by listeners?

When confronted with a student who was struggling with technical skills, Liszt had curtly remarked, "Wash your dirty linen at home." He believed that a part of the wonder of being a performer was never letting people know your difficulties and personal methods, and I largely abide by his advice. However, I'm going to let you all in on a musician's secret: assigning importance to notes and determining which notes to specifically voice in a piece is kind of like playing the game "Fuck, Marry, Kill". These decisions are equally based on both musical truths and personal preference. Some notes are sexy and catchy, drawing attention to themselves and practically begging to be brought out. They're very beautiful, but are mostly brought out at whim and largely fluctuate in quality depending on one's mood during a particular performance. As a result, they can be rather replaceable and somewhat forgettable from performance to performance. Other notes are material for permanence - not only beautiful on the outside, but on the inside as well. These notes are the bedrocks of what makes a lifelong signature interpretation, and usually remain the same during every performance - much like a long-term relationship. Lastly are the notes that serve to enhance the atmosphere, but entirely ruin the music if they are brought to the forefront - kind of like your frenemy who never fails to make your life worse when you're together, but sometimes has access to something you need, like cheap concert tickets or free food. These notes are useful at a distance, but should be killed immediately if they come any closer. And just like the game, these decisions can be much harder than you think. 

Personally, the deliberation is simplified greatly by synesthesia. If you can "hear" the color of the music exactly when it changes, you can cultivate a pianistic touch that suits the color change. In the example I gave earlier from the first movement, the fact that A flat major registers as soft orange in my mind and C major registers as pure white greatly hastens the process. Of course, the individual effect of the colors are different (based on context), but the feeling remains the same for me. But as compositionally genius it is to transition so dramatically through just one note, the links can become rather boring and anticlimactic. Which brings me to my next point...

The transitions transition nowhere!

There's simply no other way to describe this. With all the pauses and the single-note transitions, the gist of the piece is heavily compromised. All of this is especially evident in the arietta, which already comes with the most basic yet frustrating challenge of performing variation sets - deciding how long to wait between the variations. Throughout my life, I've always observed that each variation set calls for a different approach. The Brahms-Paganini variations sound like piano studies if too much time is taken between them in performance, whereas the Brahms-Handel variations need a slightly longer time to surprise listeners with the material that comes next. Ludwig's batshit arietta, however, is flaky and inconsistent. Each variation requires a different approach at the end. It's mostly due to the fact that the piece rides the line between simplicity and complexity. Beethoven begins each variation innocently, with not a care in the world, before cramming in notes towards the last few measures like a college student before finals week. How should I keep listeners engaged? Should I wait? Should I rush? Should I do neither and instead wallow in self-pity and the existential dread of being?

As if this is not enough, don't even get me started on the first movement - especially the fugue section. Oh, for crying out loud. Ludwig, let's be honest - I love you with all my heart, but if you think I'm going to sit here and blow smoke up your ass about this scrawny excuse of a development section, you'd be dead wrong. Actually, that was redundant - you'd just be wrong because you're already dead.

The failures of this passage are especially disheartening, considering the stellar, impossibly intricate weaving of voices in op.110 and Hammerklavier. But while the Hammerklavier fugue is a transcendent stroke of genius, the "fugue" of op.111 (I even hesitate to call it that) is so tiny and dissatisfying that it could've made Mr. Beethoven's Immortal Beloved storm out in a huff and swear never to let him hammer her klavier again.

Of course, the most egregious error of this section is how pathetically the theme of the fugue is dealt with. Of course, it's led in with a single, unharmonized 'G', followed by another hackneyed meting-out of the three-note motif...


The fugal passages of other sonatas (op.101, 106, 109, and 110), are often developed mathematically, applying the golden ratio and other formulaic patterns. Referring back to Quintilian, Beethoven's fugal sections are usually the refutatio parts, which consists of abandoning the previous ideas and starting afresh. In this one, however, we're still stuck with the damn three-note motif. No effort is put into any innovation at all, and before we know it, the music gets assailed by repeated diminished 7th chord sounding out the melody of - you guessed it - that goddamn three-note motif. Jesus Christ on a cracker, Ludwig, I bet every theory teacher in the world would instantly kick the bucket at the sound of such a beautifully devastating act of rebellion! (Not saying they won't entirely deserve that)...



These chords revel like noisy neighbors, relentless in their pursuit to ruin as many hours of your sleep as possible. This piece is so chemically dependent on them, it's practically begging me to stop practicing and start a drinking game. Hey guys - take a shot every time a diminished 7th appears! On second thoughts, never mind - just writing the last sentence made me die of alcohol poisoning.

On a serious note, it is true that diminished chords were still considered novel, shocking, and scandalous in Beethoven's time period. What now sounds cumbersome and banal to modern ears was actually quite radical in the early 19th century. I often marvel at how composers slowly became infected with the bug of non-traditional tonality, beginning with op.111, then Wagner, then Liszt, with his late works such as Nuages Gris and Bagatelle Sans Tonalité, before Schoenberg and his Second Viennese School nuked the entire system. The evolution of music, from op.111 onwards, could be described in terms of the effect of materialism on the human race. In caveman days, we ate organic food, wore a minimal amount of clothes made from natural materials, and owned no possessions except for a trusty hand axe or spear - somewhat like the restricted counterpoint of Palestrina and Renaissance music. As we acquired more knowledge about our world and created new inventions (like in the Classical and Romantic eras in music), we made our lives more comfortable and pleasurable, but also evolved social norms that promoted mass consumerism and a culture that considered the hoarding of possessions a sign of affluence (somewhat like the lengthening of pieces and constant vying for more and more notes in the Lisztian days). Nowadays, we're trying desperately to return to our roots, praising minimalism in design and organization and trying ever so hard to declutter our homes and generally shut out the constant noise of our nonstop lives. We even try to eat like cavemen again, with the paleo diet and such. That being said, we also want to balance the need for pleasure and ease. This will for decluttering is seen in music too, with Philip Glass and Steve Reich, and to a degree, twelve-tone music, which limits its perceptive analysis to tone rows. 

Herein is where op.111 is so unique. Despite all of its shortcomings, hair-pulling frustrations, and overall weirdness, it is the harbinger of innovation. It shows the spectrum of music history itself - containing the polar opposites of human perception - aimlessness and purposefulness, cluttered excess and delusional, ascetic deprivation. Even though completely deaf, Beethoven managed to hear the past and future, and hand it to us in such a calm and casual manner that it's frightening. And that is truly genius.

Oh god, I'm starting to sound like those wide-eyed groupies I hate. 

Fine, I give up.

Okay, I'm done running over this amazing piece with a Schadenfreudian bandwagon of superiority under the guise of discovering  more about it. Yeah, go ahead and twist the knife - I probably deserve it for writing this horrible blog post. The truth is that, far from hating it, I've been entranced by the piece from the very first time I heard it. The protagonist that op.111 describes, with all its stretch marks, instability, and "imperfections",  is the very essence of humanity itself, and has the potential to be relatable to all - whether it's a tone-deaf banker who's never heard a note of classical music in his life, or a disgruntled pianist staying up late at night trashing pieces on the internetz that she truly, madly, deeply loves. Yes, it has ADD, but don't we all? Yes, its transitions change rapidly and awfully - just like the changes and upheavals in our lives, and like the law of entropy, which manages to burn entire ecosystems to the ground. Yes, it repeats itself often, but like lightning and sunsets, never repeats in the same way. Yes, this piece may lack a definite purpose, just like existence - but we shape it into something beautiful through our wisdom and personalities. The fact is that op.111 is just too good to hate.

The clock strikes 2 a.m. I am suddenly filled with pride and wonder for our universe, and it's all because of this mushy, crazy lump of a sonata. You go, Ludwig, you go...

Thursday, January 5, 2017

Finding freedom in eternal dependence

So I'm in Asia again, Thailand and Cambodia to be specific. From all my life experiences of flying (and living) all over the world, I'm starting to feel as if our planet is deceptively small...

I must admit that my mind has been drifting away from work these days. I haven't had a  profound musical revelation in the past few weeks. My brain has become like a leaf in the wind, unpredictable in direction and ever-changing. As frustrating as this seems, I've decided to yield to its current demands. Perhaps if I let go, I will find my center again...

Yesterday's trip to Angkor Wat kindled my thoughts. It was easy to see why this ancient temple is considered one of the seven wonders of the world. While the Western world was writhing in the Dark Ages, Khmer kings were ordering the creation of massive Hindu and Buddhist temples, hoping to ensure that their legacy will infinitely continue. I put my hand on a block of sandstone, contemplating the millennia of experience it has of the universe. Someone a thousand years ago touched this rock before me, I think to myself. Far beyond that, that sandstone probably took millions of years to form, and will take a million more years to erode into dust. What's even crazier is that even as I write these words, their scope is unfathomable to me and will always remain so for my entire lifetime, as I am but a very tiny sack of skin, blood, and bones relentlessly hurtling through space towards the inevitable void of death and atomic reincarnation. 


All of this brought to mind my recent studies of Buddha's sutras on interdependence, and the poignant observations discussed in the short film, Our Greatest Delusion. Filmmaker Derek Miller commented upon the "permanent" nature of rocks: "Rock obviously isn't permanent, but on the scale of a human life, it is, and people recognized this fact...We build great monuments out of rock because we believe they will outlast us and virtually every other material we can think of...We carve our heroes out of stone because we want them to last forever, and the way in which we want that kind of permanence for ourselves too." He goes on to suggest that this humanly desire for permanence is at our core, and the very reason we innately feel like etching our names into stone or cement, or fasten padlocks to bridges with our initials on them. It's the same impulse that drove the Angkorian kings to build these temples in honor of themselves, and the Egyptian pharaohs to keep their afterlife insured in the Great Pyramids. Miller finally comes to the very important conclusion which is also realized in the Buddha's sutras: permanence is our greatest delusion.

In our quest for permanence and preservation, we have built our whole existence around denying the fundamentally interdependent nature of the world. This is in part due to our highly evolved brains, which have tricked us into craving ultimate freedom. This freedom is a complete lie - an ever-elusive mirage that has tantalized even the best of us into wasting our short, precious time here on Earth. Think about it - if even rocks are impermanent, who are we to think we are?

Our ideas of what we call "freedom" and the truths of interdependence go hand-in-hand. In the co-dependent world we live in, every phenomenon relies on countless other phenomena to exist, and the entire universe is made of gears all turning together in a randomly organized fashion (oxymoronic, but true). This means that true freedom is a lie.

As I type this, I'm starting to feel profoundly, uncomfortably vulnerable. I realized that at this moment, the factors, people, places, and responsibilities in my life are in control of me, as without them, I technically wouldn't exist. Therefore, using deductive reasoning, can I conclude that I'm in fact a prisoner of these people, places, and responsibilities, doomed to their will? All this begs the question - is the true meaning of life not actually free will, but constant entrapment? 

Of course, this is grossly oversimplifying the issue. According to the laws of interdependence, I can't be "doomed to the will" of anything, as whatever I feel dependent on is dependent on something else. Every action is a never-ending chain. Say you're drinking a bottle of water. Ecologically, the water you're drinking used to be a cloud, before it rained down and formed a stream, lake, or river as the result of the water cycle. The water was then filtered by a corporation to make it safe for drinking, before being packaged in a factory by workers, and shipped to your local grocery store, where you paid for that bottle with money, which you likely earned from a job you work. At this point, you might think, "Fine. I'll just run off to the Himalayas and I don't have to pay my dues to corporations." But while the cycle I described applies only to those in the "developed" world that live away from nature, tribes living near fresh springs are still bound by their surroundings. Even though they don't need to pay for packaged water and feed the greed, it only takes a spell of drought to leave them all dying of thirst. And above all this: wherever you live and whatever cycle of interdependence applies to you, you still can't feasibly "make" water by sourcing hydrogen and oxygen atoms (and if you wanted to, you would again need a lab to work in, which requires you to pay more hard-earned cash and time). Furthermore, even if you could source hydrogen and oxygen atoms and create H20 on your own, you still can't make those elements yourself!

I'm now reminded of a rather corny religious joke, in which a scientist brags about human achievements to God. "We don't really need you anymore," she tells him, "These days, we can transplant organs, genetically modify plants to withstand pests, create vaccines to make ourselves immune to disease, and many other miraculous things." God then replies, "Don't need me anymore? Okay, let's test your theory. How about we have a competition to see who can make a brand new human being?" The scientist agrees, so God suggests they follow his own ancient recipe and make a human being from a handful of dirt. The scientist bends over to scoop up some dirt from the ground. "No!" God stops her sharply, "Get your own dirt."

Even as an atheist, I see that the principles of interdependence are evident in this joke, if you just switch out "God" for "Interconnected Elements of the Universe Since Time Immemorial", as there's no way a singular entity is capable of creating anything from scratch. In fact, the joke could extend into a continuum. After being told to get her own dirt, the scientist can say, "Right, I'll catalogue the chemical and biological molecules necessary to make soil, and source them to make my own earth," to which God likely replies, "Get your own molecules!". The scientist presses further, "Okay, I'll fuse individual atoms to make molecules needed for soil," to be met with the response, "Get your own atoms!". The argument descends into protons, neutrons, and electrons, before God finally tells the scientist to get her own quarks to build atom nuclei. The scientist would then get frustrated, "Well then, big guy, where did you get your quarks?". God would roll his eyes dismissively, "I made them, dumbass," to which the scientist asks "With what? And if that's true, who or what made you?" God pauses a moment in puzzlement, then strokes his chin and says, "Hmmm. Good point." before sinking into a deep existential crisis. The scientist suddenly wakes up in her bed, turns to her husband, and says, "Honey, I had the craziest dream last night!"

Thus, if we puny little humans could really create anything from scratch, we would be "gods" ourselves. But then where would we have come from? Carl Sagan once said, "In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe." There's only a certain amount that a singular source is capable of. If God made the world, who made God? Or is it "Gods all the way up"? Bertrand Russell also shared his hilarious observations of the First Cause argument:

"If everything must have a cause, then God must have a cause. If there can be anything without a cause, it may just as well be the world as God, so that there cannot be any validity in that argument. It is exactly of the same nature as the Hindu's view, that the world rested upon an elephant and the elephant rested upon a tortoise; and when they said, 'How about the tortoise?' the Indian said, 'Suppose we change the subject"

Back to the initial topic of freedom, let's assume that freedom = non-dependence. Since non-dependence is clearly a lie, we'll just have to accept the fact that free will is also a lie, and that there's no way we would ever be truly independent. Furthermore, as we evolved and became "civilized", we increasingly curtailed our autonomy as a society. We're not just dependent on nature at this point, but we're also inextricably dependent on each other. No longer can we live as hunter-gatherers or nomads, finding food and water from nature and building our own shelter with tools we made ourselves. Not only did we create the concept of currency in exchange for resources, we entirely eliminated the ability to fend for ourselves. This is the reason why homeless people suffer. Not only have they been ostracized from the society we've created, they also don't have the option of living entirely off the land and not having to deal with our money-for-resources, heavily interdependent lifestyle. They can't hunt in the wilderness without getting a permit. Drinking from a stream in the park is prohibited, and likely dangerous. We have created so many rules and restrictions, mostly for safety and sometimes for ignoble causes such as eradicating the visibility of poverty, that the only option for these people to get by is to ask for money in the streets. If you think about it, homeless people are left with less dignity than wild animals. At least wild animals can fend for themselves, and only be bound by the laws of nature - not the laws of humans. 


So what have we learned so far? Not a single living thing on the planet has or can have free will. This realization can be pretty depressing. Does this mean that all our hopes, dreams, and ambitions should be effectively flushed down the toilet of apathy? I say on the contrary. In the phrase "free will", we don't realize that the word will is of more significance than the word free. When we have the will to do something, we feel free. Also, feeling free and being free are two different things. If you're doing something you truly enjoy and love, you feel "free" - no matter what rules apply in the context of that activity. If you hate that activity, though, you would feel that the same rules are keeping you imprisoned. For instance, say you have to work with a verbose, narcissistic dickmuffin of a professor at school (we all do at some point). Because of your utter lack of will to work with him, all the rules of the class would make you feel bound - such as the fact that you must take his class in order to graduate, and that you're dependent on the grade he would give you. However, when it comes to your favorite professor's class, you won't feel bound at all - even though the same rules apply. 


It's amazing how often we conflate being free with feeling free. Concerning the situation I described before, you are likely to come the wrong conclusion that you do not have the freedom to get out of the class, and all you're currently confined to do is keep your nose to the grindstone and idly imagine Mr. Dickmuffin having a brief encounter with a pack of wolves during his morning commute. But that's not entirely true. You forget that you always have options, as having to take his class is not an absolute certainty in the way the gravitational pull of the Earth is, but an instance that rests on human dependence. You can always choose to drop out and leave - even though you'll get an F in the class, it's not like you're bound by the laws of physics to be there.


This calls for understanding the Buddha's distinction between absolute truths and conventional truths. Absolute truths are the universal and cosmic laws, such as proven mathematical theorems and  scientific theories. As we live in interdependence with these truths, we can never be free from them - if we were, we would be completely detached from the natural world and wholly self-sufficient - essentially becoming "gods" as I discussed earlier. Absolute freedom is unattainable, and either striving for it or assuming its existence will inevitably lead to delusion. Conventional truths, on the other hand, mark the degree of our dependence on other humans who dictate how we live our lives and conduct ourselves. These "truths" are really not truths at all, as they differ from case to case and can be escaped. In the scenario I described before, ditching a class is not physically or cosmically impossible, but carries consequences that you have to abide by if you do choose to make that decision. These consequences are conventional "truths".


Freedom from conventional truths is wholly attainable, and in fact encompasses all the freedoms we should have as basic human rights - freedom of thought, speech, expression, body, livelihood, etc. These freedoms define who we are as people, and how we navigate the world with our individual intelligences, talents, virtues, and personalities. Unlike the restrictions on absolute freedom, which are worldwide (ex. the force of gravity is consistent all over the planet, and 2+2 always equals 4 no matter where you are), restrictions on these freedoms come in many forms, and vary from region to region, depending upon the legal system and culture of a particular place - as only humans enforce these limitations. For instance, in La Paz, Bolivia, it's illegal for a married woman to drink more than one glass of wine with dinner. But if she hops on a plane to America, she can get as hammered as she wants.


So now, we enter a brief diversion into the intricacies of governments and legal systems. If conventional freedoms are what we all have a right to have, why do we need governing bodies (read: a bunch of humans) telling us (another bunch of humans) what to do? While my dad and I were discussing this, he summed up the role of all governments pretty well: "The government's job, as a whole, is to take away freedom. Our job is to decide just how much freedom the government can take away from us by voting people into office." This is the hallmark for most societies, in which power is given to people instead of taken by force (such as in a dictatorship). As far as I see it, the best governments are those that set conventional laws in accordance with the absolute laws of science and nature. Specifically, the only laws that should be put in place should be for individual and collective safety, and for protecting the conventional freedoms of others. Murder, rape, theft, and slavery are rightfully illegal, because these acts go against the freedoms of others by making them suffer. Restrictions on words, belief, expression, and thought, however, are unnecessary at best and truly dangerous at worst, as offense is taken and not given.

Thoughts, words, and actions all rest on increasing plateaus of impact. A thought impacts only the thinker, so censoring a thought is an extreme violation of the thinker's freedom. A word does impact people besides the one who uttered it, but mostly disappears as soon as it's perceived and has no lasting effect unless the perceiving person chooses to hold it tightly or respond with emotion. Censoring words is also extremely misguided, except in cases of directed verbal abuse - which can cause lasting damage to the mind. But an action is irreversible, and greatly impacts not just the person who commits it, but also other people. Therefore, it's necessary to prohibit certain "freedoms" in order to preserve the freedoms of other people. A beautiful quote from the recent film Listening comes to mind: "The brief moment between a thought and an action is where free will lies."

I have once heard it said that freedom and equality are diametrically opposed to each other, but I don't at all find this to be true. Promoting equality is just a way to encourage everybody to live out their conventional freedoms without facing more hardship just for being who they are. When you're stopping someone from exercising their "freedom" to take discriminative actions against other people (notice the emphasis on actions, and not thoughts or words), you're not curbing their "freedom" to discriminate. True freedom can't come at the expense of others'. The only way these two ideals can be inversely proportional is if you pervert the meaning of either word. If "equality" starts to mean cultural Marxism and identity politics, in which the sentiments of a group of people are prioritized over the well-being of the individual, freedom is lost. If "freedom" starts to mean the allowance of discriminatory, bigoted policies and actions, equality is lost.


So what does all this mean for us as individuals walking on the face of the Earth? We don't have absolute freedom, and we are constantly faced with a barrage of conventional lies and truths. Even we can lead to our own undoing. Nietzsche famously proclaimed "God is dead", and in the years following his era, society has come closer and closer to qualifying his statement. In Victorian times, people looked to a higher power in the sky for nearly every aspect of life. Belief was an integral, immutable part of their existence, as not much was known about science and the mechanisms of the natural world. Nowadays, as we continue to extend the frontiers of knowledge, especially in the developed parts of the world, reliance on the supernatural as the sole arbiter of the universe is in a steady decline. This is not to say that the virus of religious dogmatism has been eradicated (far from it), but that we learned to rightfully segregate science and religion. Even the educated religious people of today understand the divide between their personal faith in a god (or gods) and natural truths. 

Nietzsche envisioned society becoming increasingly comfortable, convenient, and science-reliant, and often wondered about what will take the place of blind faith in its absence. He worried about what he called the "cult of comfort", or what I see as people becoming infinitely more concerned with being than doing. The cushier our lives have become, the more complacency and indolence we've fostered, worshiping consumerism, groupthink, and greed on the same altar God used to sit upon. For many, God and greed sit on the altar together! We have become little more than cattle, having labels slapped on us and being mindlessly coerced into making decisions not for our own interests, but for the not-so-well-intentioned interests of those who have rose to power. We even slap labels on ourselves, and curtail the very freedoms we are fundamentally entitled to.

Thus, getting rid of the idea of God and religious delusion is not the entire solution. It's a good start for sure, in order to think critically and claim your individuality, but it does not in any way erase your susceptibility to letting other entitities rule over you. What we really need to do is get rid of is this huge communal altar, on which we place a multitude of collective ideals in order to feel complete. We should each have a personal altar  instead of a public one, and place our individual faiths in doing whatever we see as a betterment of ourselves and others in our fleeting time in the universe - not being a part of a group or having a certain identity. I'm American. I'm a Democrat. I'm a Republican. I'm gay. I'm straight. I'm black. I'm white. If your identities and affiliations are the most interesting parts of yourself, you are not living up to your true potential, and are severely cutting off your own personal freedoms. That, and you're a very boring organism indeed. That is not to say that you aren't at all defined by these identities, but that you're defined by all of these at the same time and none of these at all. I recall reading about the concept of hybridity in art history class, and how British-born Nigerian artist Yinka Shonabare defined himself as not just black, not just gay, not just Nigerian, and not just British, but a combination of all of these things and none of them at the same time. Moreover, he emphasized the importance of his thoughts over his identities, showing that intellectual diversity is far more important than diversity of the outer identities, such as nationality, race, class, and gender. Hybridity is shown in the philosophical argument that Socrates with a nose job would still be Socrates, but Socrates without his brain would no longer be Socrates. 


The fact that humans are social creatures by nature, yet paradoxically capable of profound individual thought further complicates things. From birth, we are endowed with similar amounts of skill sets but an unequal amount of opportunities to hone our skills. To maintain a sense of "order" in society, we artificially created parties, subgroups, and cultures. We trampled upon those who dared to naturally think for themselves, because we viewed them as a threat.

But the time has now come to fight this system, and claim back the freedom we took from ourselves. In such a world we've both inherited and created, the only truly reliable entities are love and compassion. Not your identities and not your possessions. The key is to associate with other humans, live and laugh among them, but always make sure never to merge into the collective whole, and remember what sets you apart. Take refuge in art and the absolute truths of the universe, instead of conventional, pre-packaged lies of deluded humans. The fact that we're standing on Earth as we are is awe-inspiring in and of itself, and we have an infinite number of phenomena to thank for that. Our existence is meaningless in the cosmic sense, but it's the meaning that we find in our lives that make our time here meaningful. Even without the sugarcoated lies of permanence and non-dependence, we're all legendary, and it's time we started acting like it.